PMS.
We Are Not Kidding!!!!
Dear "Men",
Imagine going through some or all of these syptoms all at once each and every month for the rest of your lives!!
AhHhHhHhhhhhh...!!!
Regards,
Waterlilie AhhhhhhhhhHhhHhHhhHhHHhH!!!
Changes in Mood or Anxiety
Depression
Irritability
Anger
Tearfulness
Increased emotional reactivity
Changes in sexual desire
Anxiety Exacerbation of existing psychiatric condition
Depression
Irritability
Anger
Tearfulness
Increased emotional reactivity
Changes in sexual desire
Anxiety Exacerbation of existing psychiatric condition
Changes in Attention
Forgetfulness
Confusion
Difficulty staying on task
Prone to accidents
Physical Changes
Breast tenderness
Feeling bloated
Swelling in arms and legs
Migraine
Back pain
Difficulty sleeping
Changes in energy level
Nausea
Forgetfulness
Confusion
Difficulty staying on task
Prone to accidents
Physical Changes
Breast tenderness
Feeling bloated
Swelling in arms and legs
Migraine
Back pain
Difficulty sleeping
Changes in energy level
Nausea
posted by Little-Mrs-Sunshine @ 9:44 AM
24 Comments:
WOW!! Sa7 elsanich!!
I LOVE this post =D
Symtoms reduce drastically if you work out regularly.
u forgot one thing... sudden bursts of junk food cravings! (chocolate OR salty snack depending on .. actually, i'm not sure what it depends on!)
I find these extreme; shda3wah.
If I was a guy who had no idea what females go through every month, I would start freaking out. Feeling bloated, and swelling of the legs and arms? 7araam; that's too much 3ad!
I crave chocolate, and get slight cramps along with the mood swings.
Girlz!! GROUP HUG!!! :)
I am eating chocolate covered pretzels, and feeling like a hot baloon at a thanksgiving parade.
Anonymous-Girls symptoms vary. I actually experience swelling of the hands and legs. I might look fine, but i can totally see the difference.
:P.S I find the "changes in sexual behavior" amuzing. ha ha
COME ON BOYS!!!! COMMENT!!! AHhHHHhHhHHhHhHH!!!!!!!!!
ladies ladies ladies
its very simple and advanced...
TAKE DRUGS and stop bitching..we will all be much happier....
you have that every month and we get to deal with it ... so why are you whining !!?
OMG I found another reason to stay single ;)
Tweego
bitching???? excuse me?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaHhhHhHhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
I mean AaaaaHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Since your "SINGLE"!,
and you don't want to DEAL!
AhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHhhhhHHHHhhhh.
zain chithy!!!!!!
Ullah e3eenkom :/
ashkorik :) ee chithy :)
Guys can go through the same symptons on a daily basis with the exclusion of the "Physical Changes"
Make it better :)
Oye. I do feel bad that guys have to 'deal' with it. But come on... (addressing the guys here), don't act like you've got the worse end of the stick! You can walk away and go about your life slightly pissed off at our behavior. In the mean time? We're still stuck in this body!
So... a little compassion and chocolate goes a long long way. ;-)
I sympathise with the plight of women to be honest. All that leaking, stress and pain! Not to mention their floppy bits. Every part of a woman seems to shake in my opinion.
The worst part is that women will never experience the utter joy and magnificence associated with peeing standing up. Everytime I unleash my one-eyed snake in front of a Urinal, I can't help but feel a sense of pity towards the fairer sex.
yela girls.don't worry..evolution might have some surprises in store
anonymous...well, I sympathise like you, but with the plight of men, that ugly instrument always getting in the way, leading your brain, blocking your soul...huh and when it does stop working the rest of the system is so alien that the only thing it can do is grow your belly so that you will not see it...
point taken anonymous
However, I believe men enjoy the pleasures of both sexes without the unnecessary pains of pregnancy and PMS. For example, a man can easily grow a pair of man boobs and fondle them, thereby appreciating his feminine side, and also still have his "instrument," a true measure of power and assertion.
hmmm a lot has happened in my absence I can see. anony 1, peeing standing up has never appealed to me. But sure! And women will not enjoy fondling ur BOOBS! haha but sure!
This blog is not to bash men, its to teach them about what the hell we go through. Reproducing is a beautiful pay, and PMS is a small price to pay.
PEACE :)
Can everyone just get over this blog? I'm sorry B. I love you, but I don't think this is the forum for every anonymous out there to prove his own point with regards to the age-long battle of the sexes. We're just better, guys, get over it!!!
Sabi, are you PMSing? :P
what does eating a lot of chocolate got to do with bleeding cunts?
at that time of the month i wish i was a guy, and im pretty sure when i give birth ill be cussing like there's no tomorrow!
The first day of my period is hell, I need to be in total isolation, with the lights closed, no one near me, no noises, a hot water ma6ara, tons of chocolate, and a thick blanket
guy, love your lives! u have no idea how easy you have it, you get all the independence, you can stay a la natural when it comes to hair, you don't get that time of the month you get children without carrying them or bringing them and the modern day woman works and gets an income just like you so the household expenses are shared
Depression/Irritability/Anger: Happens to us guys all the time. What, you think you're special?
Tearfulness: Be happy. I'm having problems, i dont tear enough after eye surgury, i can hardly see in the mornings.
Increased emotional reactivity: Fancy name for Depression/Irritability/Anger.
Changes in sexual desire: We get erections, then we don't. Duh.
Anxiety Exacerbation of existing psychiatric condition: Rawr?
Forgetfulness: I twice this week i had to drive back home to get something i forgot.
Confusion: Yes, common when looking at exam questions.
Difficulty staying on task: Always happens when studying.
Prone to accidents: You should see what the roads are like.
Breast tenderness: Happens when i dont do pushups.
Feeling bloated: Happens when i eat too much.
Swelling in arms and legs: Um, i think this is comparable to when i do too many pushups?
Migraine: Yeah. This too.
Back pain: See above.
Difficulty sleeping: Yes happens with us all the time. Usually because we've slept too much the night before.
Changes in energy level: Couple of red bulls and you're good to go.
Nausea: Yes this happens to me often. Usually when i stick my finger down my throat.
See? women arent that special at all. But one does have to feel sorry for them, having to squat every time they urinate and all :P
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